My Blog is Going to Be About Raptors Too

From lolblog:

Werewolves, vampires and dinosaurs. Instant hit. Thanks @andy_lowes for the link.

Grilled Cheese Fridays - Actually About Grilled Cheese?

I think my blog is just going to be about grilled cheese now... I used to do cool things as Miss Illinois but now I'm kinda boring. Look what Denny's has done:

The "Fried Cheese Melt" - guess what? It's only $4. I'm mildly concerned about the color of that cheese (that is YELLOW) and does Ruffles make fries now?

Not gonna lie, this is probably quite tasty but I feel like the texture would never be quite right. If the mozzarella sticks were gooey, the outside cheese would have to be magma hot. Gooey outside? You know those mozzarella sticks are gonna be cold, or hard or both. Ick.

Is that giant bowl of red stuff tomato soup? Again...concerned. A healthy portion of Ketchup? Marinara? Gross to both. Don't you dare dip your grilled cheese in marinara.

Stop messing with my favorite food people.