It’s Time

I posted my last blog on September 18th and have since written two other exhilarating posts for your reading enjoyment. I gave them to my mom to proofread (can’t have any dangling modifiers wandering around the World Wide Web) and, sadly, these blogs will never make it to internet stardom. My mom, being an English major herself, had two reasons for not posting: “People will think you’re crazy” and “This is a roadmap for someone to break into your house and kidnap you." Her arguments were compelling and I decided not to post. I drafted another story about a time in the first grade when I accidentally wore two pairs of pants – its fate is TBD.

In the meantime, I still have some entertaining* student emails for you. Some highlights from the last six months:

On Adam Lambert
i just saw the american idol tour in rosemont chicago i luved it the only thing that was killing me is that they put adam lambert last... oh well i got to meet him i luv him!!!!! lol l8r
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last night i was watching Miss America and Erin didn't make it to the 2nd round and the girls had to pick one out themselves and the picked Miss Oregon and then she got out the next round......what's your hobby
Peace,Love,Lambert!!!

On Holidays
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!! 2010 BABBBYYYY
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Happy Holidays!!!!! This is my holiday card to all of you! I hope you all enjoy this card! We where just messing around in Walgreens and decided that this would be our holiday card for Christmas!

(photo attached was indeed taken from inside a Walgreens with random Christmas decorations draped over their heads)

Just To Say Hello
Subject: yo doggie
i saw you at my school. gis (glacial entermetiat school). give me your real name.
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Received February 24th, 2010
My birthdayis comeing up.
Well my birthday is June 28th ,so I still have a ways to go.
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Student: hi my tooth just came out
Me: Crazy! Did it hurt? Which one?
Student: no it did not hurt and it was my molar
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Well I hope you had a fun time being Miss. IL for 2008.

sent from my dads computer

p.s. My dad is in westconcen he went there on sunday so hes gone for 2 weeks.

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hola ex-miss illinois how was your summer gtg to school ttfn


I plan to blog more regularly...we'll see how that goes. If nothing else, I have 500 student emails from last year that should provide plenty of content. ;)

Thanks for reading,
KT



*** I take all my emails from students seriously and respond appropriately to the ones looking for advice and guidance. These emails are from my student friends who like to chat and say some pretty funny things in the process.